My Dog

    

My Dog 

Went down this morning to the Benefits Office, to sign on my Dog. The woman said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw benefit". I explained to her that my Dog is black, unemployed, idle, can't speak English and has no clue who his dad is. She looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify..     
He gets his first cheque on Friday.     
Damn this is a great country!