I asked my wife, "Do you think your mother would prefer Riverdance or something more Fred Astaire-ish?"
She replied, "I think she'd prefer it if you stayed off her grave all together, you sicko."
My wife's been missing for a whole two weeks now and police have just told me to expect the worst!
So I've just been down to the charity shop and bought all her clothes back!
I asked my wife, "Do you think your mother would prefer Riverdance or something more Fred Astaire-ish?"
