St. Peter, standing by the Pearly Gates, says "To get into heaven
you must have something on you that represents Xmas"
The Englishman flicks on his
lighter and says "It's a candle".
St. Peter lets him pass.
The Welsh man pulls out a set of keys and jingles them and says "They're sleigh bells"
St. Peter lets him pass.
The Irish man pulls out a G String and bra.
St. Peter says "How do they represent Xmas?"
"... Paddy says "They're Carols!"
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