THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT

THE  GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT   (This one is
too funny to not  forward.)

                         My  flight was being served by an obviously
gay  flight attendant, who seemed to put  everyone in a good mood as
he served us food and  drinks.

                         As  the plane prepared to descend, he came
swishing  down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey  has asked
me to announce that he'll be  landing the big scary plane shortly, so
lovely  people, if you could just put your trays up,  that would be
super....'
                          On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed
this  well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman  hadn't moved a
muscle.
                          'Perhaps  you didn't hear me over those big
brute engines  but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the  main
man can  pitty-pat us on the  ground.'
                          She calmly  turned her head and said,

                         'In my  country, I am called a Princess and
I take  orders from no one.'

                         To  which (I swear) the flight attendant
replied,  without missing a  beat,
                          'Well,  sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm
called a  Queen, so I outrank you.

                         Tray-up,  Bitch'